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lizardsfromspace:

Hello Americans! I am an AMEROPHILE. I fell in love with your culture after I saw your hit shows, The Big Bang Theory and Family Guy. Now I understand your whole society, based off of watching just two TV shows! I know your “language” and find it beautiful! Bazinga! I love America because you really mean it when you say “I love you”! I declare freedom to football, 1776! 

fucking freeaboos 

I’m Fucking Sad.

Feeling Empty Is Probably The Worst Feeling ; That’s when you Know you have Hit No Where but Rock Bottom.

I Personally Feel Empty when I’m Laying their in His Bed and His Back is Towards Me After He Gets Done Useing Me .
I Feel Empty when Someone Comes Back to You in The long Run , Too Figure out their Love is Still Shallow.
I Feel Empty When I Have No one But My Self too Be Their for; Because no one else will.
Worst of all is I let other people make me feel this way. I would never allow anyone to let someone make them feel like this ; but yet here I am .

No one has The Time; My Time and Self Worth Is Slipping Away.😞

Boys are adorable. Boys trail off their sentences in an appealing way. Boys bring a knapsack to work. Boys get haircuts from their roommate, who “totally knows how to cut hair.” Boys can pack up their whole life in a duffel bag and move to Brooklyn for a gig if they need to. Boys have “gigs.” Boys are broke. And when they do have money, they spend it on a trip to Colorado to see a music festival. Boys don’t know how to adjust their conversation when they’re talking to their friends or to your parents.

Until I was thirty, I only dated boys, as far as I can tell. I’ll tell you why. Men scared the shit out of me.

Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn’t on the floor. Men tip generously. Men buy new shampoo instead of adding water to a nearly empty bottle of shampoo. Men go to the dentist. Men make reservations. Men go in for a kiss without giving you some long preamble about how they’re thinking of kissing you… Men know what they want and they don’t let you in on their inner monologue, and that is scary.

  Mindy Kaling on boys vs. men- Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me (via wordsthat-speak)
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